Country: Europe

Paris…or whatever

Gypsies wander around landmarks like the Eiffel Tower, begging in a supremely half-assed manner which involved handing a sad story wrtten in multiple languages on piece of cardboard to tourists. If you didn't speak one language they just flipped the card over.

Paris, France – 2007 Once upon a time I happened to be in Europe and, surprisingly, I was with my girlfriend (not anymore), so going to Paris seemed like the trite, romantic thing to do. And it was. I found the people to be quite unfriendly and hostile, especially upon hearing me speak English, yet when I spoke French they snarled and spoke back in English. I got a general feeling of arrogance and self-importance from most of the people working in the service industry that I interacted with. For a city that receives significant revenue from tourism there certainly was a lot of complaining about having to serve tourists by its people. I would not go back to Paris and spend any of my own money. If I ever have a girlfriend who wants to go to said city…well…depending…

Alicante — December Respite

Andrew doing some parkour, showing these Spaniards who's boss of street style.

Alicante, Spain – 2007 Years ago I went to visit my brother Andrew in Spain, where he went to teach English and practice drinking. My bro and his clan decided we were going to take a daytrip from our smallish…

Amsterdam: Noncultural Edition

Sometimes I think in a past life I was a thief or spy, mostly because I like street photography and the occasional action movie.

Amsterdam, The Netherlands – 2007 In 2006 I took a trip with my friend Sondra to visit her family in Bremen, Germany. From there we went on some excursions like this one, to the Amsterdam, an unknown but up-and-coming city…