Country: The Netherlands

What can I say…sometimes you just want to carry around an umbrella and wear a top hat.

Rotterdam: A Paradise For Those Afflicted by SAD

STOPPPP! Don't ever go to Rotterdam. I warned you...I went there and all I got was this bad linear haircut and a gigantic permanently outstretched black hand!!

Rotterdam, The Netherlands – 2012/2013 Hanging out in the second-largest port city in the world. Industrial, bleak and sadly not a prime target for terrorist attacks, I’m not going to lie and say this is a place I’d ever go back to (unless you pay me). So…Rotterdam Tourism Board, if you’re looking to hire a real spin doctor, keep me in mind.

Amsterdam: Noncultural Edition

Sometimes I think in a past life I was a thief or spy, mostly because I like street photography and the occasional action movie.

Amsterdam, The Netherlands – 2007 In 2006 I took a trip with my friend Sondra to visit her family in Bremen, Germany. From there we went on some excursions like this one, to the Amsterdam, an unknown but up-and-coming city…