So, just for a joke, I’ve been trying to live like an adult lately. Since my lack of experience has so far prevented me from getting work in an adult industry I decided I’d do the next best thing—I’d just pursue an internship and get fucked for free. Yep, I resorted to the kind of thing I should’ve done when I was in college, when instead of being responsible, I was partying all the time in a coma of depression, struggling to force myself to eat and shower once a week. College was the best. College was almost as good as high school. The past few months of searching for jobs has been a beatdown. It’s been hard to keep hope while I continually receive either no response, or better—rejection—from jobs I don’t even really want. I apply for these…