Ecuador – 2014
Andrew and I had just gotten into the swing of things enjoying Peru when we decided it was time to move on before experiencing comfort. We slowly moseyed into Ecuador from Peru via Tumbes up to Machala, putting our hopes to the test. Ecuador instantly had a more laid-back feel but I couldn’t tell if that was a mental block I had lifted or if it was the enormous banana plantations that surrounded us on all sides, making life seem a little less serious. Either way, I accepted the new excitement and exhaled slowly in relief.
After we entered the country we stopped near the border by a gas station, some love motels and a small market with hundreds of bootlegged DVDs and got some gross food before boarding another bus to go to Cuenca, a supposedly badass place to retire according to all the magazines my father gets in the mail. It reminded me of a slightly less-European generic European city. In Cuenca we met up with a friend Andrew knew from Colómbia and went to Parque Nacional el Cajas with another friend who later, very intelligently broke down my personality into three words after observing that I don’t drink alcohol, pointing at my glasses and saying, “You…are…nerd.”
The girls told us about a town an hour or so away called Gualaceo with a nice traditional market and a river that ran alongside it. Gualaceo seemed like the embodiment of all these words: quaint, idyllic, sleepy, peaceful. We walked around and relaxed there for a few hours and then caught a bus and fell asleep for the trip back to Cuenca. As we walked toward town we got dinner at some shithole chifa and decided this would be our last night in Cuenca and that we would go to the coast for some sunshine and hopefully more dragonflies.
We took a bus to Guayaquil and ate in their massive and very modern bus depot, which was more like a gigantic mall. It seemed like one of the nicest places we visited in Ecuador even though most people told us it was a dangerous shithole. Maybe once you’re south of the equator everything flips and bus depots are the fanciest parts of town, unlike in the northern hemisphere where bus depots are places for homeless and sketchy people to congregate. From there we took a smaller bus to Salinas, a coastal town. Salinas was very interesting in the fact that there were nice-looking high-rise condos, restaurants, everything along the water’s edge but two blocks inland was literally dust roads and vacant unfinished buildings that had already started deteriorating.
Editor’s note: OMG…I know most of you don’t have the attention span for this. I’ll explain the rest after the photos.
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Staring out some cafe at the stone streets of downtown Cuenca. I was really trying to be impressed by this city but it seemed like a dismal small town with little personality, except when the rain poured down and then it felt like a Hesse book.
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The brightest spot in all of Cuenca. Kind of a hidden gem that you don’t find unless you’re looking for cheap hotels. I love staying in different hostels, hotels, homes, wherever and just getting a feel for the people who created or decorated them. This is one way I save time in life by learning from others’ mistakes.
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View from the penthouse suite in our Cuencan hotel. A dreary paradise for time travelers like Andrew and myself. Stay here for two days and it feels like numbing month of poor quality sleep and isolation.
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Washing my clothes in the river at the foot of the mountain. Nothing timeless about this scene here….
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This town had a feeling of being very safe and old-fashioned. There was some kind of charm it had where it seemed like everybody knew each other. Reminds me of what I imagine the 1980-1990s were like on TV shows in America where people had bad haircuts, ugly ass clothes but still walked around smiling and laughing. Gualaceo is the fucking “Full House” San Francisco set of South America.
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Chilling in the market in Gualaceo. This was easily my favorite mountain town in Ecuador. If I went again I’d try to stay here instead of Cuenca.
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A happy grandma offered us some of her extremely large dead pig. Other grandmas were there selling dead pigs but this one looked the most welcoming (and clean).
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A camouflaged criminal checks the scene for cops before he robs the gumball machine located on our right. Strangely enough, he only took the yellow and blue chiclet-shaped gums.
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“Thanks for not pissing on our bus” is what it says in Spanish. Andrew is sleeping or hiding his face. I grew a beard so I could do that and still have both my hands free for combat and/or taking pictures. I’m sorry I look like I’m scowling–I really do love life.
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Sea creatures off the coast of Ecuador have realized their valuelessness and thus evolved into advertising for a region mobile service provider. This sort of adaptation is fitting in Ecuador, from where Darwin’s “The Origin of the Species by Means of Natural Selection” was inspired. Modern advertising has evolved independently around the world from peacocks and butterflies.
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Just another day at the office for the Pacific Ocean. Seems relentlessly boring on the outside but the inside is raging, full of all kinds of iridescent and electrifying madness that would scare even a professional wrestler.
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Think back on all the mistakes you have ever made, the opportunities you didn’t take. Dwell on them. Swallow them. Now jump in the ocean and drown yourself in the most expansive and miserable giant undulating tear on Earth. A beautifully wistful sunset lingers.
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Cold morning in the hotel. Reminds me that I feel like I’m living in a book all the time. That book where the kid is trapped in the museum overnight. You read it in elementary school and hid under the desks during tornado drills. Adulthood sucks–there’s no magic or mystery.
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Not the picture of Ecuador I had imagined before visiting. Still beautiful in it’s own way.
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We arrived in Quito late at night, found a hotel and said we were going to decide what to do when we got up. It was raining and we were already at the bus stop so we decided to go to Colombia and skip Quito.
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A man stocks up on bananas for the long hard winter, with predicted lows of 25 degrees Celsius.
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Slicing through a mountain with a bus in Ecuador. Buses are a very economical way to maintain your discomfort level and improve bladder control while traveling through across the country.
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A little smurf dragonfly chilling on a leaf. He told me that my haphazard journey style had prevented me from seeing a whole other side of Ecuador and that I needed to venture east of the Andes into the jungles. I didn’t have the patience at the time and wanted to use my dwindling resources elsewhere. One day I will return and try to find him so we can go together.
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Another insurance agent trying to get me some slick deals. I told him no because I don’t want to live in a world where insurance is exists. I don’t care if lizards with accents talk all day long, haul around big trophies, carry balloons, whatever, as long as they aren’t reminding me I live in a fear-based society that has stunted our existential potential.
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Andrew sleeping at our place in Puerto López. The best thing about this town was a cafe run by a French biologist and her husband. Overall just another jaded zombie beach town, victim of a tourism economy and bare-minimum attitude.
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Here is a private island I own off the coast of Ecuador. I bought it with the bitcoins I got from selling my galactic reservoir of shame, anxiety and frustration to terrorists who are developing a new type of chemico-emotional bombs for use on those who can afford physical security and must be brought down emotionally.
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Some kind of weird spore I saw and picked up because I thought it might give me magic powers or possibly kill me. Turned out to be innocuous but rather charming.
We stayed in Salinas a few days; it must’ve been low season because this place totally dead. Pretty much the only person I talked to besides myself and Andrew was the guy who sold me a coconut to drink out of on the beach. And I just said thanks and smiled. We headed north to Puerto López, another beach that was in a less-developed town and not (found out the hard way) within walking distance to Parque Nacional Machalilla, despite what the map looks like. We tried…and literally walked along a desert-looking highway with vultures standing around a stray dog that had been decimated by a passing truck, blood pooling in the street. Eventually a guy came on a mototaxi and we bargained after repeatedly telling him “no” as he drove slowly alongside us.
The guy didn’t tell us there was a relatively steep entrance fee to the park, even though we had told him didn’t have enough cash for his ride, so we ended up borrowing money from a cab driver again. The park had the potential to be cool as it was extremely vast and full of different habitats, but unfortunately we had to be accompanied by a guide. This is not my style, as sometimes I just sit on the ground for three hours taking pictures of one insect. We did see some dragonflies there as well (though the predominant species, Erythemis vesiculosa, was also one that occurs at home) as a few idyllic beaches that had extremely strong tides.
After our time at the park and the surprising lack of diversity in natural life we bussed it to Quito and decided we were just going to go ahead and go to Colómbia and explore because our currency would be worth more there. Yep, this meant that somehow we had gone to Ecuador but managed to stay east of the Andes and out of the Amazon, which would probably be the most interesting place of all to me. Not really sure how this could have possibly happened but there was a lot going on at the time. I forgive myself. I’ll go back. I tell myself that every night before bed.
Hope you liked it.