You’ve probably heard that New Year’s parties are all about wild times. You know, grab your buddies, take an umbrella out and get fucking plastered. Yeehaw! Wanna party even harder?? Let the hellish weather of your cozy riverside hometown devour the mediocre craftsmanship of your righteous rain shield. Walking around the city for a few hours today, it didn’t take me long to learn just how hard Rotterdam parties. These guys go big. Take a peek, get blown away. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed looking at the trash most of these people couldn’t bother disposing of properly. There was plenty more non-umbrella debris decorating the street but I’ll save that for later. Feel free to share any good New Year’s stories in the comments; for example, if you got drunk and ended up in outer space or if you…