Country: Europe

Rotterdam: remnants of New Year’s partying

See-through with black rim...slut of the umbrella world. No wonder she got abused and ran over. Still looks hot though...

You’ve probably heard that New Year’s parties are all about wild times. You know, grab your buddies, take an umbrella out and get fucking plastered. Yeehaw! Wanna party even harder?? Let the hellish weather of your cozy riverside hometown devour…

making sense of 2012

Making sense of 2012.

I now realize that the vitamin I just took was intended to be dissolved in liquid prior to consumption. I was wondering why 1) it tasted so awful when vitamins are generally innocuous; 2) my mouth started foaming as I…

letter to my family: December 23

Letter to my family...

Hey guys! How are things going there? Things here are okay. Last night I met a few of Ditte’s friends who are also illustrators and were pretty cool. They both seemed to be pretty successful or at least know what…

Amsterdam: Noncultural Edition

Sometimes I think in a past life I was a thief or spy, mostly because I like street photography and the occasional action movie.

Amsterdam, The Netherlands – 2007 In 2006 I took a trip with my friend Sondra to visit her family in Bremen, Germany. From there we went on some excursions like this one, to the Amsterdam, an unknown but up-and-coming city…