Tag: Rotterdam

Berlin daydream

Reverse cup holder...New Year's style.

Last night, with the help of my current host and illustrator friend Ditte Winkelman, I purchased a ticket to Berlin. Those of you who receive my frantic e-mails already know that I’m very hopeful about this move. Maybe one day if you ask me when my new life started, I’ll be able to say, “Oh, my real adult life, the one where I got a job and shed the skin of a hypersensitive, depressed cowboy–that started when I went to Berlin with no real plan.” Though I’m hopeful, I also try not to have expectations, because I’m a realist. Fortunately, I’ll be able to stay in Berlin with a new friend, also a great illustrator, Mark Verhaagen. Apparently I have a thing for crashing at illustrator’s places. I like to be vicariously creative I guess. I’m writing this from Hopper,…

Rotterdam: remnants of New Year’s partying

See-through with black rim...slut of the umbrella world. No wonder she got abused and ran over. Still looks hot though...

You’ve probably heard that New Year’s parties are all about wild times. You know, grab your buddies, take an umbrella out and get fucking plastered. Yeehaw! Wanna party even harder?? Let the hellish weather of your cozy riverside hometown devour…

making sense of 2012

Making sense of 2012.

I now realize that the vitamin I just took was intended to be dissolved in liquid prior to consumption. I was wondering why 1) it tasted so awful when vitamins are generally innocuous; 2) my mouth started foaming as I…

letter to my family: December 23

Letter to my family...

Hey guys! How are things going there? Things here are okay. Last night I met a few of Ditte’s friends who are also illustrators and were pretty cool. They both seemed to be pretty successful or at least know what…

another successful failure

So, just for a joke, I’ve been trying to live like an adult lately. Since my lack of experience has so far prevented me from getting work in an adult industry I decided I’d do the next best thing—I’d just pursue an internship and get fucked for free. Yep, I resorted to the kind of thing I should’ve done when I was in college, when instead of being responsible, I was partying all the time…